Hi, I'm Jerry Springer and you're about to get a private, home screening of our latest uncut, uncensored, unbelievable new home video...'Jerry Springer Too Hot For TV, Part 2!'" "We've had some pretty wild moments on our show and our television viewers get to see a lot of them. But there's also quite a few things the censors just won't let us show: Fights that go a bit too far; Women who wear just a bit too little; and the cursing - some of our guests would make sailors cover their ears!" "So let's get to the good stuff - Roll It!" - Jerry Springer,1998