It seems that forty years ago one out of every three instructional films was about The Bill of Rights (the rest were about either syphilis and/or Mr. Bungle.) So it was only natural that wed finally get around to riffing a short focused on the Bill of Rights and we had just the one in mind! Unfortunately that episode of Schoolhouse Rock where the bill becomes a law proved far too expensive to acquire and we had to go with Plan B. Plan B turned out to be The Bill of Rights in Action. Mike Kevin and Bill exercised their freedom of speech by getting tattoos of the "Conjunction Junction" conductor. Theyre not telling where.