For years we at RiffTrax have lived under the mistaken belief that we are Beowulf. So we were shocked when a cartoon version of Ray Winstone squeezed into a tiny pair of leather battle panties (LBPs) and set us straight in no uncertain terms. And hes right - HE. IS. BEOWULF!! Though it took some getting used to the idea that we are not Beowulf in all honesty its been a whole lot more pleasant to come into the office and see pants where one once saw nothing but a sea of LBPs.